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The original Bacon plectrums🥓

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Unveiling my latest masterpiece - a hilarious riff on musical innovation! 🥓🎸

Introducing the Cholesterol-Charged Bacon Plectrum, where every strum adds a dash of delightful decadence to your tunes. Crafted with a top-secret concoction, this plectrum lets you rock out while cheekily defying the laws of dietary physics. Indulge in the playfulness and let your music sizzle with extra flair. Just remember, it's all the sonic satisfaction, minus the actual cholesterol! Join the cholesterol-free jam session and let the bacon-fueled fun begin!

Unlock the Power of Thicker Handcrafted Plectrums, Meticulously Created by Me!

🎸 Struggling with hand discomfort during those extended jam sessions?
🎸 Yearning for greater precision and speed in your guitar playing?
🎸 Curious about the biomechanical magic of these plectrums?

By using thicker plectrums, you can improve your playing efficiency and strength while reducing effort. This innovation minimizes hand movement and increases hand strength, resulting in less cramping and tenseness. This feature is particularly beneficial for guitarists experiencing muscular problems such as osteoarthritis or tendinitis. However, even guitarists without these issues can benefit from this bio-mechanical phenomenon. It can help them achieve greater precision, strength, and speed in their playing, making it an attractive option for adventurous musicians.

🌟 Key Benefits:

✔ Enhanced Hand Strength: Wave goodbye to hand fatigue and aches.
✔ Effortless Playing: Reduce the strain, play longer and better.
✔ Precision & Speed: Unlock your full potential as a guitarist.

🔎 For the people lacking a sense of humor or who believe anything they see on the Internet, let's set the record straight! This "Bacon-Inspired Guitar Plectrum" is a delightful optical illusion – resin-embedded fabric printed to resemble bacon. Rest assured, it contains no animal products.

Thickness is approx 6-10mm (Dealing with bacon's thickness variation is like playing a delicious game of breakfast roulette – you never know if you'll get a paper-thin daredevil or a thick-cut rebel!)

Order Processing Time: Please allow up to 3 weeks from order placement for me to craft your pick(s) with care.
Shipping: Once shipped, you'll receive an email with a tracking number.


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35.00 EUR

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  • Image of The original Bacon plectrums🥓
  • Image of The original Bacon plectrums🥓
  • Image of The original Bacon plectrums🥓
  • Image of The original Bacon plectrums🥓